Ingredients:
250M of TXT-format file packages, 125M of Gray Pigeon field code, 118M of cat (modem) driver software, 10M of color-code files, and assorted audio-video files.
Method:
Install one newly unsealed 7200-rpm 1T hard drive into a PC running Ubuntu. Load the TXT-format files and the cat driver software into the hard drive. Copy the Gray Pigeon field code onto a rewritable DVD. Use a paint tool to turn the color-code files into a mosaic pattern. Preheat the CPU and make sure the fan is running properly. Insert into the motherboard a 1G memory stick engraved with Sanskrit scripture, then power on using an adapter to 110V.
Run the defragmentation program in reverse. Let the TXT-format files and cat driver spin rapidly inside the hard drive for about ten minutes, then slowly load in the Gray Pigeon field code from the DVD. As the loading proceeds, perform reverse fragmentation, evenly, until the mixture takes on the consistency of data batter.
Use shielding software to isolate every port on the motherboard except the USB port. Pour half of the data batter generated in the hard drive into another laptop hard drive connected through USB at 5400 rpm. Into the remaining half, rapidly add and pulverize the color-code files, then import it into another partition of the hard drive. Tidy it slightly, decompose it with Matlab, and generate the cake-body file.
Hot-unplug the hard drive from the PC and connect it to another Apple computer. Using file-splitting software, cut the cake-body file in half from the middle into two code blocks of different color codes. Spin the laptop hard drive at high speed until the disk platter heats to above 40 degrees C, then export the earlier data batter and merge it with the cake-body file. Finally, cover the surface of the cake file with fragments of audio-video files, change the file extension, and compress slightly to produce a cupcake file bearing a cake icon. Then use decompression software to unpack the cake file into four small cake files, each with a triangular cake icon across the diagonal.
Characteristics: highly seductive and highly camouflaged, with an extremely high success rate.
Function: undisclosed.