A: Boss, someone’s here to see you. Want to meet him?
B: Nay.
A: He’s here to return the car he borrowed last time. How much should we charge him?
B: None.
A: But he insists on leaving twenty thousand yuan.
B: Nope.
A: Fine. Besides that, he’s brought more goods. What did you think of the last batch?
B: Bad.
A: He says this batch is the purest of all.
B: Crooked.
A: He also brought you a girl. Want to look at the photo?
B: Tiny.
A: He asks what kind you prefer.
B: No.
A: All right. I understand. Then I’ll send him away. Anything else you want to add?
B: Negatory.
A: He asks whether you’ve left him any message.
B: Absolutely not!
A: He also asks…
B: No! Why the hell are you so damned wordy? You’re driving me insane!